I'm waiting to hear the loud noise of the doctor leaving his breaks on when parking. I'm 19. I'm a Christian. I'm in school for social work.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
It’s even funnier when you actually ace those assignments. And it’s fucking hilarious when the instructor asks you if they could show your paper to the other students as an example of the sort of paper they should be writing.
And all you can think is, “I don’t even remember what I fucking wrote,” as you let them tell the students how perfect your paper was.
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
Oh, my heart is melting.
Hey sorry. Dead week is killing me and i haven’t checked my messages. I’ve been okay. Yourself?
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
goats are a government conspiracy.