I'm waiting to hear the loud noise of the doctor leaving his breaks on when parking. I'm 20. I'm a Christian. I'm in school for social work. I love making a difference when I can make a difference

 

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

rpbj:

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

PLEASE

(Source: littlemammal)

mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

(Source: theydidnotexpect)

I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via mellowmodesty)

lord-of-the-other-jewelry:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

and I am both of them

lord-of-the-other-jewelry:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

and I am both of them

(Source: samuelfriberg)

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as timeOlder than that guyBeauty and Maurice

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"