I'm waiting to hear the loud noise of the doctor leaving his breaks on when parking. I'm 20. I'm a Christian. I'm in school for social work. I love making a difference when I can make a difference

 

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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son-of-carlin:



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!




How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?They funded engineers to death.Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

son-of-carlin:

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?
They funded engineers to death.

Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

drawingforawesome:

aaliens:

Excuse me I could live in there

I’ve been interested in these houses for 2 years now. I’m determined to live in one one day.

(Source: smallandtinyhomeideas)

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

I wish for a time when I can walk alone at night without having to embed my keys between each finger of a closed fist for protection.

lowkeywalker:

brownglucose:

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

wow

(Source: sailorp00n)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

notafraidofstopping876:

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

Let it flow, let it flow, pick some tampons up at the door

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

otherwindow:

lrontarkus:

otherwindow:

Necromancers experienced with gardening letting brightly coloured flowers blossom all over their skeletal horde.

combining necromancy and botany to send your lover a skeleton adorned with roses.  how necRomantic

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